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Meet the Squad....The Reserves
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Bournemouth FA
Hampshire FA
Name:        Rob Channing
Nickname: Jailbird
Strength:  More Bookings than Ronnie Corbett
Name:        Simon Pallister
Strength:  Right Forearm
Great Ability in the Air
Name:        Timmy Payne
There is only One
Name:        Trevor Belbin

Don't make him angry!
Name:        Tom Sheppard
Great Ability in the Air
Nickname: Baghead
Name:        Will Gall
Nickname: Gentle Giant
Strength:  Runs all day
Name:        Mike Bycroft
Nickname: Sicknote
Strength:  Ability to decapitate opponents with his legs
Name:        Kev Burge
Nickname: Babyface
Name:        Lenny Dimanno
Strength: Tackling
Name:        Chris Witt
Nickname: Ex Gaffer
Strength:  Ability to shoot from anywhere and often does
Name:        Ian Hayward
Nickname: Fromage
Strength:  Spelling

Our beloved Club Secretary
Name:        Brian Channing
Nickname: Partridge
Strength:  Couldn't score in a brothel & hasn't managed to put a winning team together!
Name:        Mark Young
Nickname: Fixer
Strength: Putting the goals together !
Name:        Steve Burge
Nickname: Burgey
Strength:  Good on the ball
Name:        Robbie Graham
Nickname: The Tank
Strength:  Shot of an Ox
Name:        Leigh Hayward
Nickname: Papa Smurf
Strength:  Decorating


Name:        Dom
Nickname: Penfold
Strength:  Annoyingly gets in the way


Name:        Chris Sinden
Nickname: Sinders
Strength:  Always runs away from the ball !


Name:        Ben Wheeler
Nickname: Sicknote
Strength:  Less appearances than Lord Lucan


Names:        Chris & Tim Knight

Strength:  Ability to look-a-like